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You can't not afford to please let your
privates continue to commit evil!
Greetings Sir or Madam;
My name is Argentio Nkdwumbee of the Elbonesian
Penninsula Republic, and it is with the utmost of gravities I put
forth this urgent request for help and aid to secure release of
my family's fortune. Currently tied up by one Mr. 12 in both mutual
bonds and floating savings, these objects can liquidate and are
rightfully THE PROPERTY OF THE NKDWUMBEE FAMILY. You do not need
to act, but immediate action is required for the distribute of these
$450,679,128.92 in funds, per my letter to Mr. 12 on the 4th of
last year 2003. It is in freeze but can be released BY YOUR PIN.
These codes were set by the Elbonesian Penninsula Republic Savings
and Loan Fiduciary and are non-negotiable due to bank rebellion.
These rebellions are in transit and without stability my family's
fortune will lose the throne. So please, if you are not satisfied
with sexual performances of you or your spouses, an extra 16 INCHES
can be achieved non-surgical! These inches can be released BY YOUR
PIN. I have arranged for an unmarked badger to burrow beneath the
Citibank on 72nd and Madison to retrieve the one rosin bag of love
left there by former SAVES ACE GOOSE GOSSAGE. Mr. Goose has graciously
and generosity agreed to donate this rosin bag of love to release
the inches. For the Nkdwumbee family share, we ask a paltry $50,000,000.00,
and the remaining $400,679,128.92 shall be divided per agreement
personage in each of the Mr. 12's auspices. THESE AUSPICES ARE NOT
BADGER-RELATED! Throbbing inches. Please with time to spare, respond
with your PIN to a man who have arranged a hat on the corner of
Wendy's Astor Place. These rebellions will, and when the inches
are released, liquidate the badger funds for Mr. Gossage. To summary:
1. Mr. 12 as per the June docket, CANNOT
release these funds without your PIN.
2. The Nkdwumbee family posseses these,
does not release until the rebellions are liquidated per the 16
inches attainable through your PIN.
3. $50,000,000.00 shall be deposited via
badger into Mr. Gossage, who 310 saves.
4. Mr. Gossage pays the badger.
5. Slam it, cram it, in Mexico they flan
6. Elbonesian Penninsula Republic Savings
and Loan Fiduciary folder 8 is liquid for June only and can result
in penalty without your PIN.
7. Evil privates throb too, pursuant to
8. $400,679,128.92 to the dispersement
arranged by Mr. 12 is also negotiable per non-negotiality. These
badgers are documented! My family's throne is documented! I can
prove these with your PIN via mpeg porn snippets catalog fruition.
9. You're wondering how long I can write
complete and utter nonsense, aren't you?
10. I sure am.
11. An extra 16 inches are serious, and
my family documents attest can be met with shock.
12. Please route via your PIN to 001 100
921 1345 9238 999 999 9999 8 BADGER 93.
Your time is sensitive, inches notwithstanding.
Badger limits can be extended for one docket only, so instant perusal
is through Mr. 12.
As your loyal servile, please with my
thanks in advance,
Elbonesian Penninsula Republic Naval Badger
P.S. To recap:
My family's inches are releasable via
your PIN. Through modest rebellion, these funds can disperse accordingly
through badger / Gossage channels through the hat at Wendy's. A
share of $$400,679,128.92 awaits the liquidator, with remaining
$50,000,000.00 going to my family.