Sam & Rob present
New York City posts wonderful poems in its subway cars. Here are a few that didn't make the cut.
Does something smell funny
What the heck is it?
Yeah? You smell it too?
Where is it coming fr-
Wait a minute, smell this
Does this smell funny to you?
Steve? Steve? You okay, Steve?
Someone call a doctor.
this is e.e. cummings,
reminding you that good poets aren't just creative
they're also not dead,
not yet at least.
so please buckle up and enjoy the ennui...
ON THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY, COMING HOME FROM WORK ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, EATING A HOT DOG AND PONDERING BAD DECISIONS
Why did I...
Move h e r e ?
Living in Lower East Side.
I'm such an
HOOKER WITH THE COWBOY HAT
Sweet Dulcinea of Alphabet City,
Siren of my desires.
All day, I tilt at Wall Street windmills
Me: Armor by Armani
You: ½ gallon leopard skin chapeau
Shields you from the glare of hot neon Village light
As I finish...
I'll pay you...
I guess you already knew that.
IN LOVE WITH MY LAPTOP
Oh, my captivating Times New Roman 12-point Font
I adore you so
Your proud upper case
Your humble lower case
Your cute little italic
Your "I's" stir something deep within
Dare I ever stop typing you?!?!
Only to risk losing you forever?
You saucy, serif, wench.
Come here and kiss me!
SURVIVING ON SURVIVOR
Please, oh please.
My feet hurt.
Won't someone please,
Vote Me off this island?
We've voted off Rudy.
Guess I'll have to win a million dollars.
What's the name of that movie?
Oh, you know, the funny one.
The one where he's like ... something about pickles, and a flagpole,
and it's got that chick in it, too.
The one from that Skin-emax movie you and me saw together?
Oh, wait, no, maybe we didn't watch that together, but that girl was a total
Goddamn, what's the name of that movie?!
it'll come to me.
there's a line in it that's really funny.
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